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2026 season · Wrapped Building towards 2027

That's 2026. Wrapped. Same team, fresh strapping.

Sixth of eight, four wins and a draw, and a group that kept turning up on a Friday night. A look back at 2026 — special mentions for Gav and Baz, thanks to our sponsors — and the road to 2027, with registrations open now.

2026 finish 6th of 8
Record (W–D–L) 4–1–9
Goals (F / A) 32 / 39
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2026 Season Wrap-Up & Road to 2027
Club · 4 Sept 2026

2026 Season Wrap-Up & Road to 2027

Sixth of eight, four wins and a draw, and a group that kept turning up on a Friday night. A look back at 2026 — special mentions for Gav and Baz, thanks to our sponsors — and the road to 2027, with registrations open now.

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Meet the eleven (and the bench)

The Squad — Sort Of

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Andy Twomey 8 CAPT
Andy Twomey
"Tombstone" · #8
Buries oppositions where they stand. Six feet, studs-down, marked with the names of the strikers he's sent home early.
Jezz Morgan 2 RB
Jezz Morgan
"Tinman" · #2
Walks out looking like he's been left in the garage too long. Five minutes in he's beaten his man, won the header, and is already shouting at the bench. The stiffness, it turns out, is cosmetic.
Aaron Bullock 9 ST
Aaron Bullock
"Big Bull" · #9
Nine on the back. Nine on the menu. Yet to score with anything other than his shoulder.
Jared Bullock 13 ST
Jared Bullock
"Little Bull" · #13
The other Bullock. Faster, lighter, quieter. Brothers don't pass to each other on principle.

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