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Latest result · Round 09 3 days ago

Unity Strikers 3. Us 2. Character shown. Points lost.

Six midfielders missing. Two down inside twenty-one minutes. Jared from the spot, Luke off the bench, Matt straight into the assists column — Caloundra hauled it back to a one-goal game but couldn't find the leveller. Seventh on the table, Eumundi next, the equation simple.

Form (last 5) L L L W L
Goals For / Against 28 / 30
Average age 43
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Caloundra Fall 3-2 to Unity Strikers — A Season-Defining Defeat
Match Report · 12 June 2026

Caloundra Fall 3-2 to Unity Strikers — A Season-Defining Defeat

Six midfielders out, a depleted bench, and two early goals to chase. Jared from the spot, Luke off the bench, Matt with the assist — but the deficit proved a step too far. Seventh on the table, Eumundi next.

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Meet the eleven (and the bench)

The Squad — Sort Of

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Andy Twomey 8 CAPT
Andy Twomey
"Tombstone" · #8
Buries oppositions where they stand. Six feet, studs-down, marked with the names of the strikers he's sent home early.
Jezz Morgan 2 RB
Jezz Morgan
"Tinman" · #2
Walks out looking like he's been left in the garage too long. Five minutes in he's beaten his man, won the header, and is already shouting at the bench. The stiffness, it turns out, is cosmetic.
Aaron Bullock 9 ST
Aaron Bullock
"Big Bull" · #9
Nine on the back. Nine on the menu. Yet to score with anything other than his shoulder.
Jared Bullock 13 ST
Jared Bullock
"Little Bull" · #13
The other Bullock. Faster, lighter, quieter. Brothers don't pass to each other on principle.

Over 35? Quietly furious about it? We're recruiting.

No trials. No politics. Bring boots, shin pads, and a willingness to do the warm-up properly this time.

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